Les Queues de Sardines

They say:
Les Queues de Sardines, a registered trademark of the m + o studio, is offering an original range of stockings and tights notable for their unconventional and unique graphic style. Add a pinch of narrative humor - the result is a choice of elegant and unusual models that will dress up your legs with an unusual stylish and elegant pattern. Screen-printed by hand in limited quantities, these rare and exclusive articles will never go unnoticed.

I say:

We all know that the Chanel tattoos are going to have a waiting list as long as a very long arm so you might as well carve your own path and wear some tights that do the same thing. These amazing tights are screen printed and limited edition, you can get them from Fortnum & Mason - go seek.